Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
