the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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