This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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