don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Randomize
