I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
its liver damage thursday
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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