He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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