Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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