I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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