its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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