Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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