they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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