I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
you never un-have a 4some
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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