just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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