People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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