NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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