i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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