Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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