Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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