I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I just found puke in my bra..
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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