K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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