i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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