I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Im part way to drunk.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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