Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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