buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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