It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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