You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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