i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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