there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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