can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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