So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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