So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
