Where are you?
In a non slutty way
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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