Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
there is glitter all over my balls
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