This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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