does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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