she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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