Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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