he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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