Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
he fucked my hip out of place.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
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