Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
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