my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
