Me. At least after what I've been through.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
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