But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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