I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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