Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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