whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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