Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize
