what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
