woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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