Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You're so nebulous sometimes
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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