That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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