Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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