keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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