I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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